Before and after wedding.

> Before wedding:
> Roses are red, violets are blue
> Like it or not, I’m stuck with you
> After wedding
> Roses are dead, I am blue
> You get on my head, I will sue you
>
> Before wedding
> Every night he brings you to Shangri-La
> After wedding
> You want to go, he says Nanti-la
>
> Before wedding -
> She enjoys his looks
> After wedding -
> She enjoys his cheque book
>
> Before wedding -
> She looks like Anita Sarawak
> After wedding -
> Don’t know whether katak or biawak
>
> Before wedding -
> Weekends at Resor Tampak Siring
> After wedding -
> Furthest you go is Wisma Tampak Miring
>
> Before wedding -
> He opens the car door
> After wedding -
> He opens his mouth and snores
>
> Before wedding -
> She / he was your ideal
> After wedding -
> She / he becomes your ordeal
>
> So before you decide to get married,
> beware of the
> consequences.